Yes, MOTHER, I have been away from the blog for far too long. I've been busy. I'm sorry. What exciting activities have been selfishly occupying my time? Since you're so fucking nosy, here's a list.
- School
- Volunteer fire department
- My laughably empty social life
- Watching movies
- Corrupting juvies
- Knitting afghans
- Judging people who I catch reading "Twilight"
- Showering with football teams to save water
- Showering with Horshack to save Kotter
- Cleaning the venetian blinds
- Weeding the yard
- Reading the bard
- Encouraging Kanye to express himself
- Shaving my legs
- Shaving your legs
- Shaving Horshack's legs
- Enjoying the weather
- Employing the leather
- Sucking at life
Love,
The Irreplaceable
Michelle
1 comment:
Never leave again! Fuckin' eh.
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