Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

I Like Mine Double Stuffed


As promised to one Ms. Tara Clancy,
I present.... all 31 ways.
  • With a firm hand
  • With a soft hand
  • With curled fingers
  • With your mouth
  • On the go
  • On the rag
  • On the run
  • With a nun
  • With a bun
  • Naked
  • With a naked nun
  • With a hand full of Vaseline
  • With extra tomatoes
  • With extra pickles
  • With Don Rickles
  • On the way to work
  • On the way home
  • On the way to Nome
  • With a gnome
  • With a gnu
  • With Apu
  • On your birthday
  • On my birthday
  • On Don Rickles' birthday
  • On brown bread
  • On white bread
  • With Bill & Ted
  • Without a haggle
  • Without a Fraggle
  • With a lit Bic
  • With a lit mick

Hey Tara, remember that time YOU woke up in a shopping cart??

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Why I Love St. Patrick's Day


1. Green in the new black.


2. Puke is the new yack.


3. Some of my favourite people are Irish.


4. Slutty girls at the bar rubbing up on guys all day long as if it were 1:30am.


5. Number 12 green food dye makes whoever you're talking with look like they just gave a sloppy BJ to the green CareBear. (I'm looking at you, McTeer).


6. Everyone busts out a story relating the purported Irish-ness of their lineage. "My uncle's third wife was married to an Irish guy".


7. Three words: Leprechauns are hung.