Thought of the Day

How is Traveller's Diarrhea different from Staying-At-Home Diarrhea? Oh, right. Everyone is in their bathing suit and sharing the same toilet.

RAVE: Competitive Sports!

In what context is it alright for a grown woman to sit on the couch in her apartment alone and shout angry things to a television broadcasting sports?

This may come as a surprise to you, but the woman is me. I'm sitting on my fine fuckin' coulo, screaming obscenities at hockey players. Quiet, subservient female? Yes, very.

My neighbours would like you to know that some recent calls by Ref Michelle include:

• "Just shoot, fuckface!"
• "Trip him with your stick!"
• "Punch him in the eye!"
• "Learn to skate, asshair!"

I'm so butch. Or I would be butch, if I were eating steak rather than romaine-and-avocado salad for dinner. I have to keep my trim figure if I'm gonna take home gold for ski ballet in 2014.

Thought of the Day

Can't we all just get along? If not, can't we all just get a bong? If that doesn't work, can't we all just share a dong?

Films In-Depth: Sherlock Holmes

Robert Downey Jr. is really attractive. There was this one part when he was boxing and his shirt was off and he was really sweaty. When does this come out on DVD?