After All, Easter is the Guilt Holiday

Let's talk logistics here:

• Buying eggs
• Hard boiling eggs
• Finding/buying crayons to write on aforementioned eggs
• Writing on eggs
• Dyeing eggs (multiple colours)
• Putting eggs in travel-safe container
• Carrying eggs to work
• Placing eggs strategically in fridge
• Awaiting (inevitable!) cleaning of fridge

Versus:

• Pull garbage can over to fridge
• Throw out all contents of fridge

I especially love the underlined "CLEAN" so as to add emphasis.

"Clean the fridge", as opposed to

"Strategically place pre-prepared Easter eggs in fridge to remind nameless entity other than oneself to clean fridge".

I am *so* glad I don't work in an office anymore.

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