I guess I've been away too long, becuase on my most recept trip I found some new and curious section headers.
I come from a time (and a sensibility) in which books are categorized into such genres as Self-Help, Gardening, Wellness, Travel, Cooking, Fiction and Literature (yes, they ARE different), and so on.
So you can imagine my surprise upon discovering:
American cuisine too exciting for your palate? Try... Canadian Cooking!
Need some mid-grade quality parchment with which to wipe your ass? Why not check out... James Patterson!Wait, wait, wait. That last one is fake, right. Right??
Oh. It's real. I see.
We're all fucked.
Thankfully, I have acquired a list of exciting new genres coming soon to a Chapters near you:
- Armenian Baking!
- Meercat Husbandry!
- Pogo-Ball Maintenance!
- Do-It Yourself REM Sleeping!
If you need me, I'll be in Hermaphrodite Erotica.