Friday, June 5, 2009

I Like Mine Double Stuffed


As promised to one Ms. Tara Clancy,
I present.... all 31 ways.
  • With a firm hand
  • With a soft hand
  • With curled fingers
  • With your mouth
  • On the go
  • On the rag
  • On the run
  • With a nun
  • With a bun
  • Naked
  • With a naked nun
  • With a hand full of Vaseline
  • With extra tomatoes
  • With extra pickles
  • With Don Rickles
  • On the way to work
  • On the way home
  • On the way to Nome
  • With a gnome
  • With a gnu
  • With Apu
  • On your birthday
  • On my birthday
  • On Don Rickles' birthday
  • On brown bread
  • On white bread
  • With Bill & Ted
  • Without a haggle
  • Without a Fraggle
  • With a lit Bic
  • With a lit mick

Hey Tara, remember that time YOU woke up in a shopping cart??