What do you say to the graduate with absolutely no prospects on his horizon? What sentiment fits such a bleak, uncertain occasion?
This cake depresses me deeply. Is it the Wal-Mart shade of blue? The utter lack of punctuation, denoting an utter lack of emotion? The well-wisher seems not to even care enough about poor Evan to grant him the full words 'love you'.
This is the pastry equivalent to getting a card from your sweetheart with an inscription that reads: Love Ya :)
You're in my heart, Evan. Deep in my <3