Ever wonder if you're someone's everything?
I’m everyone’s everything.
Last song played more then three times?
Kodachrome. I’ve also been having a musical affair with American Girl by Tom Petty. Even though I am the consummate Canadian girl. I’ll pay for it in the afterlife, I’m sure.
Tie yourself to someone for a day, who is it?
A bartender anywhere in the Miramichi.
Do you drink?
Drinking is where I’m a Viking! Although a certain drunken East Coaster who’s name rhymes with Schmara Flancy would strongly dispute this claim.
Did you take a nap today?
No, but I gave a nap today. And by nap, I mean rim job.
What's something nobody knows about you?
"Don't Stop Believin'"by Journey is so beautiful it makes me cry.
Couch, sofa, or chesterfield?
I’d rather do it in the bushes, if it’s all the same to you…
What always makes you laugh?
I don’t want to sound jaded, but it takes a lot to make me LOL. (Ok, this is a total lie. I laugh 24/7. Anyone who knows me already knows this. I laugh longest and loudest at penis, sex, and poo jokes).
Who's the last person you ate out with?
Bahahahahhahahaha!! No! No!
Are you a jealous person?
Not unless you have something I want.
Who do you hate currently?
Betti White. And by hate, I mean love. And by love, I mean adore in an inappropriate way.
What is your hidden talent?
I can answer questionnaires at a moderate speed and post them on a blog that I’m sure not even one person reads.
Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Remind him he’s a big homo and ask him to take me for burgers at the White Spot.
What’s on your bedroom floor?
A bra, a copy of Dubliners, and durable, moderately-priced berber carpet.
Beer, Wine or Liquor?
Beer. I’ll liquor only if her boyfriend says it’s ok.