Friday, October 17, 2008

Unsettling As It Gets

I'll just give you the gist of this one:

1. Husband locks wife out of the bedroom due to her smelly snatch.

2. Divorce papers are drawn up.

3. Don't let this happen to you. Douche with Lysol.

4. Smell gone.

5. Happily ever after.



Matt said...

"The very source of objectionable odors is eliminated" is frightfully obscure, because what is the source and what is being eliminated?

I'll never be able to watch the TV commercial where grandma goes sniffing all the household items freshly scented with Lysol again without getting an erection...I mean with a straight face.

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