1. Halloween costumes that feature the photo slash name of the entity it represents. A Ninja Turtle does not wear a green bib that says "Ninja Turtle"
2. How my body can metabolize 4 kilos of halloween candy.
3. The mystical quality/ magic ingredient that makes Cheezies so irresistable
4. How ANYONE can look me in the eye and tell me they don't love the video for "Thriller"
5. Why this glorious day comes no more than once a year