Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Or, "How To Bang Winnie Cooper"

Ah, romance.

The Italian poet Dante was not immune to the sweet bliss to be found in the wooing of a beautiful woman. Neither were Romeo nor Cyrano de Bergerac. Goethe's Werther offed himself.
These men had desire. These men had passion. These men had burning lust.

But what they didn't have was $2.