Yikes. This guy looks like he's staring at something he'd like to eat with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Lonely, sexually neglected, devoid of magenta.
He needs a break. And what relieves a middle-aged red-blooded man better than.... a bubble bath!
Not just a bubble bath, but a bath with PURE foam, the kind of foam exclusive to Ivory. Banish from your mind the impotent froth of Dove. Discard any notion of the uninspiring lather of Pears. True satisfaction can only be found in foam as pure as the driven snow.
Something about that smile tells me he dropped the soap......