Say, Coach!
Why am becoming increasingly socially awkward? Why do my parents refuse to look me in the eyes anymore? Why do I smell funny? Why does George look at me like that?
Coach!? COACH!?
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That was hilarious! Did you edit this?
Sure did.
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