Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Wrong Wrong Wrong


Jesus Christ on a cross. What the hell did you have to smoke for this to be appetizing?
Let's examine each component of this specimen separately.
What I assume to be bread, (however this assumption may very well be as wrong as an ironing board in the kitchen) seems to have been given a greenish tint. I cannot comment as to whether this is the genesis of mould, a food additive extracted from crash victims found near Area 51, or if the tint was added to intensify the redness of the tomatoes slash 'spaghetti'.
I use this term loosely, because it does not resemble any spaghetti I have ever known. It could possibly be better described as earthworms wriggling in the afterbirth of a jack'o'lantern. Have you ever dropped a string of spaghetti in the sink, and then you see it days later, water logged and repulsively swollen? I take comfort in the fact that I don't have to smell it.
The tomatoes are fine. They will help clean out the inevitable clog of goo that will form in your colon after eating this abomination.

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